Doctor,doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
pair of curtains.
For heaven's sake, man, pull yourself together.
Doctor,doctor, I have a split personality.
Nurse, bring in another chair.
Doctor,doctor, I keep thinking I'm a clock.
OK,relax. There's no need to get yourself wound up.
Doctor,doctor, people keep ignoring me.
Next !
Doctor,doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.