Wayne Rumball's House of Nonsense

[Wayne R]

Got an email today. Some chick says she is 27 and lives in my town and desperately wants to have sex with me. All I gotta do is click on a link and we're good to go.

Not gonna do that. I replied that we could meet at the supermarket, much simpler than internet.

Surprisingly, I got a reply, I have to go to that site because her boyfriend reads her emails.

I replied that all she has to do is walk to the supermarket.

She replied that I should stop sending her emails because her boyfriend reads them and I should go to the site.

I replied that I don't give a shit about her boyfriend, I have a baseball bat, he won't be doing any harm for a while if he tries something.

IMO, this person does not live anywhere near me, given that the whole exchange was in english. And the sender is probably a 300lb guy that hasn't left his appartment in years