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Wednesday, 11/09/2016 11:44:13 AM

Wednesday, November 09, 2016 11:44:13 AM

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A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub to brush off the sand.

A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever.”

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life.”

"Okay, then, I want to die after Congress balances the budget and eliminates the debt.”

"You are a crafty little jerk," said the genie.

Have you ever listened to someone talk and wondered "who ties their shoes for them?"

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