I LOVE PASTRAMI WEDNESDAYS! But please, don't tell my hedgie stuck on stupid boss that I am more afraid of Ms. Master than him. She told me she would kick my ass with some hamsters and ferrets if I took my $1 Beeelion in profits rather than holding out for the last $8.43 cents!
We must keep the charade going she said or else the Feds would be on to me and I might see a little jail time and my kids will cry for their Momma! (1 Billion plus 8.43 minus 9 ferets and hamsters equals that 10,000 wash trade, errr reset, ummmm no ELASTIC waste band in my boxers, not the NAUGHTY NIGHTIE ones ;).
Queen to Knights pawn 3. CHECKMATE. I WIN. It's all mine!! Hey, why are you wrapping my arms behind me in this white shirt? where are you taking me? I'll get you my pretty!!
Quote: If I worked for a hedgie stuck on stupid and was short tens of millions of shares from $7 on down to this level and my boss found out I was holding out for zero, I'd immediately get told to cover or get fired for being a moron even though we were up millions already...
He would also probably fire you for continuing to use Level II coded signals to communicate your intent to other ne'er do-wells despite knowing said top secret codes have been cracked and are decoded on a daily basis. And for the love of pete we have modern communication technology!
Why the hell not just pick up a cell phone. It is not like the trading here is so fast furious that it needs computer intervention. Just call a fellow ne'er do-well and say hey I am going to the deli on the corner, want anything? No? Ok by the way I am going to sell $400ish worth of PTOI at 4.5 cents around 11:30ish. I know, I know we are up tens of millions but if you could just throw in a couple hundred bucks that will really throw those sumbeeches in a tail spin!!! Oh and let me know if you change your mind on the deli. It is pastrami Wednesday."
