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Friday, October 21, 2016 9:48:42 AM
Hope N Change by Stilton Jarsberg
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21, 2016
Lack of Acceptance Speech
Democrats and Republicans alike are all aflutter following Donald Trump's refusal to say that he'll automatically accept November's election results without first determining that the results are actually honest. "My stars!" the media is gasping while reaching for smelling salts, loosening their corsets, and briskly flapping lace fans near their faces.
Well here's a little Hope n' Change bulletin we'd like to add: we will never accept Hillary Clinton as president of the United States. She will never be "our" president, and we will never accept the legitimacy of the appallingly corrupt process which has gotten her this close to the White House.
Granted, it's entirely possible that Donald Trump, in his infinite and annoying Trumpiness, would have the ability to lose any election including one which was entirely fair - but the Left isn't taking that chance. Thanks to Wikileaks and Project Veritas, we now know that this entire election cycle has been shaped by the Democrats' flood of dirty money, dirty deeds, systemic corruption, and collusion with the media.
We know that Hillary and her cronies hold the American people in complete contempt, and that their idea of irredeemable "deplorables" not only includes hardcore Trump supporters, but virtually every person of faith, every person who believes in the sanctity of life, and every person who believes this should be a nation of laws and equal justice for all.
By definition, Hillary Clinton is an illegitimate candidate, and there is nothing that can happen on November 8th which could make her a legitimate president in our eyes.
BONUS: UNLIKE A VIRGIN
Still hyperventilating from the idea that Donald Trump elbowed another guy in the ribs and snickered the word "pussy" over a decade ago, the Left seems to be surprisingly accepting of Madonna sexually objectifying men (while simultaneously giving both aging pop stars and sluts a bad name) and offering to trade oral sex for pro-Hillary votes.
Since lewd talk and/or behavior is apparently a legitimate campaign issue now, we'll quote the Material Girl directly: "If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob, OK? Swear to God. And I am good. I’m good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I, uh, have a lot of eye contact. Yeah? And I do swallow."
Which sure helps with those dry cleaning bills, right Mr. Clinton?
http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com/
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21, 2016
Lack of Acceptance Speech
Democrats and Republicans alike are all aflutter following Donald Trump's refusal to say that he'll automatically accept November's election results without first determining that the results are actually honest. "My stars!" the media is gasping while reaching for smelling salts, loosening their corsets, and briskly flapping lace fans near their faces.
Well here's a little Hope n' Change bulletin we'd like to add: we will never accept Hillary Clinton as president of the United States. She will never be "our" president, and we will never accept the legitimacy of the appallingly corrupt process which has gotten her this close to the White House.
Granted, it's entirely possible that Donald Trump, in his infinite and annoying Trumpiness, would have the ability to lose any election including one which was entirely fair - but the Left isn't taking that chance. Thanks to Wikileaks and Project Veritas, we now know that this entire election cycle has been shaped by the Democrats' flood of dirty money, dirty deeds, systemic corruption, and collusion with the media.
We know that Hillary and her cronies hold the American people in complete contempt, and that their idea of irredeemable "deplorables" not only includes hardcore Trump supporters, but virtually every person of faith, every person who believes in the sanctity of life, and every person who believes this should be a nation of laws and equal justice for all.
By definition, Hillary Clinton is an illegitimate candidate, and there is nothing that can happen on November 8th which could make her a legitimate president in our eyes.
BONUS: UNLIKE A VIRGIN
Still hyperventilating from the idea that Donald Trump elbowed another guy in the ribs and snickered the word "pussy" over a decade ago, the Left seems to be surprisingly accepting of Madonna sexually objectifying men (while simultaneously giving both aging pop stars and sluts a bad name) and offering to trade oral sex for pro-Hillary votes.
Since lewd talk and/or behavior is apparently a legitimate campaign issue now, we'll quote the Material Girl directly: "If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob, OK? Swear to God. And I am good. I’m good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I, uh, have a lot of eye contact. Yeah? And I do swallow."
Which sure helps with those dry cleaning bills, right Mr. Clinton?
http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com/
Can we keep him, Mom?
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