Universal Apparel and Textile Co. (DKGR)

[Vegas_trader]

Excellent DKGR question, Tampa.

It's my understanding that the DKGR mining equipment was hijacked on the high seas by none other than the DKGR bikini team.

Peter Matousek and Clayton Smith and the green haired prostitute launched a small rescue party from the Oregon coast, but to no avail.

You are correct on the gold nuggets falling out of the tire treads. As Gold can attest to, Clay rolled through the muddy GA pastures in a white Caddy. He informed DKGR shareholders that he had to actually stop to pick the gold out to avoid causing an accident on the highway.

I believe if they had received timely delivery of the equipment and goldbarren would've collected all those road nuggets - DKGR would be a big board play by now.

Now we have to settle for a con man operating behind a counter at Discount Liquor.