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[borusa]

Although everything in the server world moves at a snail's pace.

I had an x-wife like that. She set the clocks ahead ten minutes thinking she could fool herself into being early, or at least on time.

She'd push everyone into getting ready for Church, then be late herself getting gussied up, kids and I sat in the car, honked the horn. Then, leave for church five minutes late, she'd drive like a bat out of hell to make up the time.

That was the only person with whom I enjoyed being a "walk behind". Just stand back and let her take the lead, hilarious, but destructive.