Some school jokes...
Teacher: “Emily… why are you coming into my classroom on your hands and knees?”
Emily: “Because yesterday you told me never to walk into your class late again.”
A boy telling his friend: “The food was awful at summer camp this year. My first day there, I threw mine in the lake and the fish threw it right back!”
Teacher: “If your father earned $50,000 a month and gave your mother half, what would she have?”
Student: “Heart failure or maybe a stroke!”
Teacher: “In the alphabet, what comes after ‘O’?”
Student: “Yeah.”
The school employed a doctor to teach the children about body parts. One day, the doctor came to school, assembled the class, pointed to his nose and asked: “Is this my ear?” Little Johnny walked to the teacher and whispered: “I think we better get a new doctor.”
While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner. A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, “Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?”
