Excel's Coffee Shop

[excel]

Two new friends were sitting at a counter drinking coffee.

"I owe my life to my doctor," said one. "I met him on the street one day and when we stopped to say hello, he took one look at me and rushed me to the hospital. I was about to have a heart attack and didn't know it."

"Well, I owe my life to Justin Bieber," said the other.

"How so?"

"I was in a coma for two years. One day the nurse came in and changed the station on the radio in my room and it was playing one of his songs and I had to wake up to turn it off."