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[excel]

This is great! LOL!

http://www.survivalistboards.com/showthread.php?t=583681&utm_source=Community&2BBulletin&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=Survivalist-Boards-Community-Bulletin-2016-09-21

I'm running for president and I didn't even know it.


My teenage daughter tweets anything I say that she thinks is funny. I don't always think they're funny. Apparently I have a following on twitter. I'd share the link but it's on OpSec issue and mostly, I don't really know how twitter works.

But, she now has a poll up with Trump, Hillary, and myself running for president.

The campaign slogans she's written for me are "Vote for Sarah's dad and you can pull his beard", "Vote for Sarah's dad because he's not the other guy", "Sarah's Dad, a candidate for the pretty people", "Vote for Sarah's dad because he'll motorcade in a tank, not that stupid limo" and others.

So far I'm way ahead.

Maybe this will go viral and I'll actually win the real thing. I always wanted to drive a tank.