Any Good Jokes?

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The first lady was on a tour of one of the
top hospitals in the country when she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh, my!" she exclaimed. "That's disgraceful." "I'm sorry," said the doctor leading the tour, 'but this man has a very serious condition where the testicles fill rapidly with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."
"I understand," said the first lady. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. "Oh,my!" gasped the first lady. "What's going on in there?"
The doctor replied: "Same problem, better health care plan."