Any Good Jokes?

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BREAKING: Olympic athlete stripped of medal…
after urine sample shows traces of rubber, which is a band substance.

Worrying works!
95% of the things I worry about never happen.

Give a man a fish and…
chances are you won't be asked to be in charge of buying a gift "from all of us" anymore.

How long should you chase a guy...
who steals your wallet? Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up.

Not sure if I should be more concerned…
about the son who locked me out of my bedroom today, or the one who showed me how to pick the lock.

If your wife wants to learn how to drive...
don't stand in her way.

Sad how some stick figures...
get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs.

Oddly enough, ever since downloading AdBlock...
all the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest.