One night a man walks into a bar looking sad.
The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says, “Oh, just a beer”.
The bartender asked the man, “Whats wrong, why are you so down today?”.
The man said, “My wife and i got into a fight, and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said, “That's not all that bad, is it?"
The man said, “Well, the month is up tonight”.