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Saturday, 08/20/2016 12:13:07 PM

Saturday, August 20, 2016 12:13:07 PM

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"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to
change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man.

"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.

"No, it's just now that I'm so improved, she really isn't good enough for me."

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