Any Good Jokes?

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Funny quotes, media & film

Marilyn Monroe is good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short./Clive James

The first rule of comedy is never to perform in towns where they still point at aeroplanes./Bobby Mills

Before I went to see "Deep Throat", I thought it was a film about a giraffe./Bob Hope

This film wasn't released, it escaped./James Caan

Whatever happened to the Elephant Man? He made that one cracker of a film and that was it./Jack Dee

You had to stand in line to hate Harry Cohn./Hedda Hopper

There are basically only two types of exercise in Hollywood; jogging, and helping a recently divorced friend move./Robert Wagner

Getting the costumes right in "Cleopatra" was like polishing the fish-knives on the Titanic./Julian Barnes

Fred Astaire was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything he did, backwards and in high heels./Bob Thaves

Imitation is the sincerest form of television./Fred Allen

Never judge a book by its movie./J.W. Eagan

Television is chewing gum for the mind./Frank Lloyd Wright