Any Good Jokes?

[SHORENUFFSTUFF]

Have you ever taken something apart,
had a look inside, then put everything back only to find that you have some pieces left over? Well, that's why my brother is no longer a surgeon.

Near the end of my operation, I suddenly woke up and demanded the right to close my incision. Reluctantly, the surgeon handed me the needle and said: "Suture self."

Iron Man: A superhero
Iron Woman: A command

I've agreed to help my wife in an assisted suicide. I'm paying for her driving lessons.

Pickpocket vs Peeping Tom
A pick pocket snatches watches ...