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Re: HoosierHoagie post# 15762

Thursday, 08/11/2016 8:34:59 AM

Thursday, August 11, 2016 8:34:59 AM

Post# of 16425
ARMY PHYSICAL!


Getting a physical!


Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.


On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.


On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.


On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years!

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;

Yeats

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