I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I could really see myself doing. A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame. When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. Squalid: a hat worn by a Native American woman Potash: what's left after you smoke a joint Ostracized: having the same dimensions as an ostrich Microfiche: sardines Khaki: a device for starting a vehicle Heroes: what a guy in a boat does Deliberate: take back to prison Castrate: hotel room price for actors Broadband: an all-girl musical group Allegro: one leg becoming longer than the other The worst thing about parallel parking are witnesses.