Tornado Alley (PROG)

[Hanibal]

If Trump had picked Christie... slogans.

Saw this posted in another forum and couldn't stop laughing for half an hour at least.

Slogans for the Trump/Christie ticket:

The Deal and the Meal

The Trump and the Lump

The Fogey and the Hoagie

The Tycoon and the Balloon

The Hack and More Snacks

The Crap Man and the Lap Band

The Drastic Guy's Crass and the Gastric Bypass

The Cheater and the Eater

The Clubber and the Blubber

Society and Send Pies to Me

Fake Tan, Moo Goo Gai Pan

Casino and Pecorino

Gambling and Egg Scrambling

Clown Makeup and Send Cake Up

Hair Hat and So Fat

Disabled Mocker, Traffic Blocker

The Wig and He's Big