A TV weatherman broke both his arms and legs. He had to call in from the hospital to explain the four casts. A friend of mine lost a leg after ignoring a shark warning. I'll bet he's kicking himself now. After I lost both hands in an industrial accident, my wife is getting frustrated. She's a palm reader and wants to know what happens next. I had an accident at home today. I bent down to pick up a sieve and strained myself. A truckload of onions overturned on the highway. Motorists are advised to look for a hard shoulder to cry on.