Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 AM this morning, can you believe that 2:30 AM?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. When they finally discover the center of the universe … a lot of people will be disappointed they are not it. If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge? It’s better to be pissed off, than pissed on. Unless, you’re into that kind of thing.