Well thank you for stepping forward and taking responsibility for your actions. Now, if you will kindly pay back all these nice people who your fellow countrymen took all their money from, America would probably forgive you.
We may even allow you to bail us out one day in the future AND, when we all move up there to get away from the Hell Hole that will soon be a post- apocalyptic mess after either of our current candidates become President, we MIGHT allow you to feed and medicate us.
Just my opinion, of course.