Any Good Jokes?

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Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally
cut off all ten of his finkers.


He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got
dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's
have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."


Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."


"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?"
he said, "Lordy!!! It's 2016 and Ive's got
microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't
you brink da finkers?"


Ole says..."How vas I suppose to pick them up?