Any Good Jokes?

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A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break
wind.


She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud,
disgusting blast.


The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately
tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next
to her.


“Um…do you have a transfer ticket?” she finally
asks.


“No, I don’t, ” he replies. “But when we pass the
next tree, I’ll try to grab you a handful of leaves.”