Girl: When we get married, I want to share all
your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
A third-grade teacher is getting to know her
pupils on the first day of school. She turns to one little girl and says, ‘And what does your daddy do?’
The girl replies, ‘Whatever Mommy tells him to.’
Wives want to videotape the birth of their child while husbands want to videotape the conception.
If it weren’t for marriage, women would have to
spend most of their adult lives arguing with complete strangers.
I sleep better naked............................
I just wish the flight attendant had been more understanding.
When my wife discovered that I replaced
our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof.
I just spent $750 on a pair of binoculars.
I think they saw me coming.
I just bought a reversible jacket.
It will be interesting to see how it turns out.
