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Friday, 07/15/2016 11:17:52 AM

Friday, July 15, 2016 11:17:52 AM

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A man has to take on up a sport at the advice of his doctor, so he decides to play tennis.

After a couple of weeks his buddy asks him how he's doing. "It's going fine",
the manager says, "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards
me my brain immediately says: To the corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash!
Go back!"

"Really? What happens then?" his friend asks enthusiastically.

"Then my body says: Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!"



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Measure your wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for which you would not take money.

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