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Wednesday, 07/13/2016 12:14:57 PM

Wednesday, July 13, 2016 12:14:57 PM

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I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to England, so the other one could drive.

Statistics show
most Siamese twins are up for a threesome.

Why do people say marriage is so hard?
I've successfully completed 3 of them...

They lie about marijuana...
"Marijuana makes you unmotivated." That’s a lie. When you're high you can do anything you normally do just as well, you just realize it's not worth the effort. There's a difference.

I got drunk last night...
and my house wasn't where I left it.

I’m a recovering alcoholic...
recovering from last night!
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