Any Good Jokes?

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Small Town America

A woman is driving into a small town and a man chasing a coyote runs across the road in front of her. The man catches the coyote by the hind legs and starts screwing it. “Oh my God!” she exclaims and drives into town to find the local law.

She sees the sheriff’s car parked in front of the town bar. “That figures,” she says as she storms inside.

The first thing she notices is an old, old man with a long white beard sitting in the corner jacking-off. She runs up to the sheriff who’s sitting at the bar with his drink. "“What kind of sick town are you running here? I drive into town and almost run over some man sodomizing an animal, and then I come in here and see this old man in the corner jacking-off right in public!”

“Well, ma’am,” the sheriff slowly replies, “You don’t expect him to catch a coyote at his age, do ya?”