Dr. Watson: "Holmes, I've just seen a mysterious creature only 12 inches long!" Holmes: "Something's afoot, Watson." Show of hands if you've ever been robbed at gunpoint. Did you hear about the men who were arrested for throwing bombs from a boat? They dropped the charges. Headline: JIGSAW MURDERER FALLS TO PIECES AT TRIAL AND IS SENTENCED TO FOUR YEARS AND OVER. I looked out the window this morning and saw a guy stealing my gate. I didn't say anything in case he took a fence.