My talking dog gave me a stick the other day and told me he found it 500 miles away. That's a bit far-fetched.
I made my wife's dreams come true by marrying her in a castle, although you wouldn't have thought it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around.
I tried becoming a vegetarian, but then I realized that was a huge missed steak.
Did you hear about the guy who crossed the Atlantic Ocean twice without taking a shower? He was a dirty double-crosser.
Last week, I went on a trip to a postcard factory. It was OK, but nothing to write home about.
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