Any Good Jokes?

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Show me a rower who has fallen out of a one-man racing boat, and I'll show you a man who is out of his scull.

Did you hear about the Polish guy who turned up at the Olympics with a roll of barbed wire under his arm?
He came in third in fencing.

My wife didn't understand darts, so I had
to explain the finer points.

To neigh or not to neigh......................
..............................that is equestrian.

I got a very helpful pamphlet when I bought my new skis. It tells you how to convert them into a pair of splints.