Show me a rower who has fallen out of a one-man racing boat, and I'll show you a man who is out of his scull. Did you hear about the Polish guy who turned up at the Olympics with a roll of barbed wire under his arm? He came in third in fencing. My wife didn't understand darts, so I had to explain the finer points. To neigh or not to neigh...................... ..............................that is equestrian. I got a very helpful pamphlet when I bought my new skis. It tells you how to convert them into a pair of splints.