Any Good Jokes?

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If you're bringing a kid to my house, it better be a baby goat.

Forgiveness is for people who don't know about arson.

The winds of change can blow me.

They call cat people crazy but we're not the ones outside at 5AM every morning putting fresh dog poop into tiny baggies.

Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever.

If you think my laughter is infectious, you should try having unprotected sex with me.

Has anyone fixed the sound barrier yet?

Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun.

It turns out the only way to get my kids to flush the toilet is for me to be showering when they use it.

He died doing what he loved; shouting 'boo!' behind horses.