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THINGS NOT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY

~ "Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off."

~ "What's this doing here?"

~ "I hate it when they're missing stuff in here."

~ "That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!"

~ "I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses."

~ "Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all."

~ "Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?"

~ "Anyone see where I left that scalpel?"

~ "Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?"

~ "Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough."

~ "Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!"




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