The Jailhouse

[Hank Kerchief]

OK Dan. You got me. Guilty as charged. I was having a bad day. I apologize. Sometimes it's better to say nothing rather than blurt out emotional tirades. Please accept my apology. It won't happen again.

I enjoyed reading the header on this board along with the cartoons. By the time I finished I felt better, almost rehabbed. You seem very reasonable and are willing to give second chances.

Questions: If released,
1. Do I have to wear an ankle bracelet?
2. Am I confined to house arrest for any period?
3. Can I come back and visit? The other folks here may need a kind word now and then.
4. Does this go on my permanent record? I'm hoping it won't affect any future employment or political aspirations.
6. Who will win the College Baseball World Series?

Just so you know I have volunteered for community service (street clean up) and I'm in the process of adopting two kittens from the SPCA. My rehabilitation is moving forward. Please consider this in your decision to release me.

Thank You Dan!
Hank