Any Good Jokes?

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A boss gave his new secretary an expensive dress for her first week's salary. The next week he raised her salary.

My friend is a female private investigator.
Or gynecologist, as he prefers to be known.

I worked as a meteorologist for a month,
but I left under a cloud.

I once thought about becoming a mime artist, but I talked myself out of it.

I went on a staff training course last week.
Mine failed, so it's still only a stick.