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Tuesday, 05/24/2016 9:05:54 AM

Tuesday, May 24, 2016 9:05:54 AM

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Once there was 3 golfers, and there was this animal called a foo bird. Legends said that if it shits on you and you wipe it off you will die.

Well they were out golfing, when all of a sudden a foo shitted on the first guy, he wiped it off, and the next day he died.

The next day another guy did the same after being shitted on.

The following day the 3rd guy went to play alone, and it shit on him, but he didn't wipe it off.

He lived to be 104 years old

Moral: If the foo shits, wear it.
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