Any Good Jokes?

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I just had one of those penis extensions,
and now my wife has ended our relationship. She said she just couldn't take it any longer.

When my wife broke up with me,
she started crying and said I was a self-centered bastard. You should have seen the look on my face.

Now that my wife and I are separated, I shave one leg, so that at night in bed it feels like I'm still sleeping with her.

Not all men want a relationship just for sex.
Some want their washing, cooking and cleaning done too.

Even my inflatable doll left me. She said I kept letting her down.