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Wednesday, 05/18/2016 9:07:39 PM

Wednesday, May 18, 2016 9:07:39 PM

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A sailor in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Marine joke?"

The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a Marine. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a Marine. The fella next to him is 6'5" tall, weighs 250, and he's also a Marine. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?''

The sailor says, "Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times."





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Turning on your lights and siren after you lose a drag race is just poor sportsmanship

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