Any Good Jokes?

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It's reached the point where you can no longer enjoy the simple things in life - like taking a long, slow swig of cold beer - without some idiot behind you honking his horn.

I'm leading a pretty sad life.I just had a nymphomaniac say to me: "Let's just be friends."

Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had.

I tried to tell this girl a joke about a
balaclava, but it went over her head.

What did the barber say to the Italian boy? "Do you want your hair cut, or should I just change the oil?"