Any Good Jokes?

[mnfats]

With his broken hand, Sam hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricochets
through the trees and into the next fairway narrowly missing another golfer.

When Sam gets to his ball, he is greeted by
his unintended victim who angrily tells him of the near miss.

"I'm sorry, I didn't have time to yell fore," says Sam.

"That's funny" replies the second golfer, "you had plenty of time to
yell 'OH, SHIT!".
"TWICE