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Gardening

The daffodils just came out...............I didn't even know they were gay.

I dug a hole in my garden and filled it with water..............I meant well.

My neighbors hate it when I talk to my plants............I use a megaphone.

I went online to search for "difficult garden plants" .....nothing came up.

I used to wear a flower in my lapel, but I stopped. The pot kept banging me in the nuts.

For the third night in a row, someone has been adding soil to my garden.........................the plot thickens.

A friend of mine is so vain, he goes into the garden so the flowers can smell him.

Yesterday, I only watered half my lawn. I heard there was a 50% chance of rain.

I just found pebbles in my pond filter. Fred and Wilma are going to be very upset.