Any Good Jokes?

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I was in the supermarket the other day
when I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was woman.

My wife just came back from window shopping.
She bought a bay and two stained-glass.

Why did the wife cross the road?
To go back to the first shoe store she went in three hours ago.

Why did the passengers rush to see the musicians on the Titanic? Because someone shouted: "A band on ship!"

Did you hear about the man who opened a
catamaran showroom? Sails went through the roof.

A new book speculates that the designer
of the Titanic had a lisp. That's unthinkable.