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A husband had enough and blew his top one day

“I finally snapped,” the man said. “Last night while I was going over the bills, I discovered how much money my wife squanders and I hit the roof.” “What did you do?” asked his friend. “I stormed into the bedroom and gave her a lecture on economy and thrift.” “Did it help?” Sobbing out loud, he says "Well, yes it did. Tomorrow we’re selling my boat, jet ski, golf clubs and Star Trek memorabilia.”