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Sunday, 04/24/2016 11:06:09 AM

Sunday, April 24, 2016 11:06:09 AM

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An 80 year old man went to Hollywood to pick up

a prostitute and to get some action. He noticed one hooker in particular and started flirting with her. The prostitute quickly became annoyed and yelled, "Get lost old man! You're ruining business!"

"Sure would like to get some action tonight," blurted the old man. "You've got to be kidding! You're too old! You're all finished!" "What did you say?" asked the geezer. "You heard me! You're all finished!" "Oh, dear," replied the old man, as he reached into his pocket, "how much do I owe you?"


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