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Love this guy Jerry

Jerry was visiting his married friends Ethel and Richard.

"Rich, I can't help it," said Jerry. "Ethel turns me on something fierce. If I could pinch her nipples just once, I'd give five thousand dollars!"

"For that kind of money," said Richard, "I don't think Ethel would mind. Go ahead, pinch her nipples."

Ethel leaned over a chair and exposed her beautiful firm full breasts.

Jerry looked long and hard. Finally, after about five minutes, he said, "I just can't do it."

"Why not," asked Richard. "haven't you got the nerve?"

"No, I haven't got the money."