AMERICAN IDOL

[gail]

my review of tonight's show (the last auditions ever at this point) ..............

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jessica, wowza! finally a real singer. i even got semi-chills. the judges all agreed.

haha, harry made me laugh when he said to the great singer (above) "it's a no from me" being funny of course.

brian- nut case and awful, but he gets put through.

melany- 17 year old cancer girl, good singer, awful on guitar, but good voice. a bit flat but good. she goes through. i was happy for her, not cause of the sob story, but just cause.

rachel- good and put through.

caroline- very nice- put through

biance- forgot her lines, not good... but gets through. go figure.

chynna (a b/f name pronounced "china". sigh)... played guitar and sang ok.. got put through.

then i cracked up.. harry (judge) wanted a "finger monkey" and got one for his surpirse bday party..

Lillian- not good and guitar was off key.. but lopez puts her through.. sigh

kacye- odd name for a guy.. but whatever.. sang girly like, tried to sound manly, but at least sang on key. gets put through

zach- good, bluesy, his voice could mature more but he gets put through.

colette (where are these names coming from?) she was good- the judges said what i always say, that she didnt have the same "inflection" or as i call "dialect" as all the other girls now days. see?? i told you they all tried to sound like Adele, and that girl that overdosed from Britain or wherever that was. oh, and she gets put through.

avalon- she does that dialect/inflection to sound like the others, as they had just talked about.. good but squeaky... i didnt like it.. but they loved her, put her through.

Lyson, forgot how "it's" name was spelled.. HE came out in super high heeled lady's boots.. i hated it (the song and boots) but hey, they put him through to encourage all of the other boys of the country to dress and act like that. sigh.

then some lady comes out, painted green hair, they painted the dogs hair green, head banger type.. didnt catch her name, dont care anyway... didnt like the song but, they put her through.

stephanie- pretty girl but awful song, all over the place, they even agree with me but put her through since i guess they need a certain amount and its the end of the road of auditions.

last of the auditions, ever, is manny from puerto rico. hmmm, i thought it was american idol but whatever. it was ok but not great. they loved him.. he goes through.