Santa gets cavity-searched before delivering Christmas presents to Rufus and the OKC FTC cadre. This year, Roofie is getting $9 billion in fake Venezuelan bonds. Again. images.investorshub.advfn.com/images/uploads/2015/12/15/zgv[xprison_santa-pat-down.jpg "Roofie's new cellphone for Christmas is on the way - Santa just needs a few minutes in the bathroom to complete delivery. images.investorshub.advfn.com/images/uploads/2015/7/8/maelccellphone-rectm.jpg