Any Good Jokes?

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I think my doctor really likes my choice of sensible footwear. I overheard him telling his colleague that I had "serious healthy shoes."

I walked into the library and asked for a book on probability. The librarian said, "It might be on one of those shelves over there."

I deflowered a virgin recently.
I mugged a young girl walking out of a florist's shop.