Any Good Jokes?

[basserdan]

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He politely asked a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"

The man responded in a loud voice, "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ..... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"

As all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, the man whispered to her, "I study law, and I know how to screw people".