***Becareful Out There.. It's Hunting Season..
****A fellow went hunting in the Northern Minnesota woods. He leaned his shotgun against the corner of a fence to take
a leak.
....As luck would have it, his dog knocked the gun over, it
discharged and Lyle took an ounce of bird shot in the
groin.
....Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there
was his doctor, Sven. "
...'Vell Lyle, I got some good noos and some bad noos.
...Da' good noos is dat you’re going to be OK.
...Da' damage vas local to your groin, 'dere was very little
internal damage, and I 'vas able to remove all of
da' buckshot.
...."What's the bad news?", asks Lyle.
...." 'Da bad noos is 'dat 'dere 'vas some pretty
extensive shot damage done to your pecker.
...I'm gonna' have to refer you to my sister, Lena.
..."Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Lyle. "Is your
sister a plastic surgeon or what?"
..."Not exactly,"
....Sven says. "She's a flute player in da' Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because
all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
